Sidney Smutt is a smooth talking sex machine a lady killing hard man who can drink anyone under the table. or so he thinks. Oot On The Top - Meet Sid Baz Bob and Joe as they set out to paint Newcastle red. Enjoy their colourful bad language as they stagger from pub to restaurant to club to takeaway to gutter. Eurosidney - Sid and the lads jet off to sunny Spain for a spot of holiday romance. Unfortunately things don't go according to plan. Sid's advances result in a less than trouble-free holiday for all. Sid's Ship Comes In - Sid's luck changes for the better after his friends disown him. His unique style of conversation is to one woman's liking and the evening progresses very positively. Sid's Blind Date - The Lads call Sid for a night of beer drinking in front of the television. But little do they know it will lead to them undertaking an adventure in a strange and far off place. The Big Pull - Sidney cruises the streets in search of something special. Much time effort and incidents leads to a result which in turn leads to Sid's bedroom.